Hello peeps! Yufeng here alrights. This post is specially dedicated to the spammers (You guys better feel honoured, cause it's ME posting) that have been spamming us recently. Wait, no.

It isn't recently. There has been quite a lot of cases already. Am I right? But still, this isn't the main point.

Also, I think they aren't even deserve to be called spammers, don't ya agree?

So before I start off with the pathetic sore losers all named guests or whatever crap, F.Y.I icecreamers, there are actually more than 2 spammers, 3 or more.

To the spammerslosers:
One word - pathetic.

Don't ya'll think you are pathetic? I mean, you can't even do a good job as a spammer.

1. Broken English
2. Lousy Singlish
3. Spelling Errors
4. Humji - Nameless
5. I doubt anyone can fully understand what the heck you are crapping about.
(You aren't suited to use the art of crapping. You'd better heed by advice.)

And please lah, don't spoil the 'good' reputation of 'professional' spammers can? I mean, go practise and whatever shit before you come spamming yeah? You wouldn't want to embarrass yourself, would you eh?

Utterly dissapointed at the standard of spammers these days. (They don't think using their big brains, yeah 1I-ans?) Please lah, make good use of what god gave us when he created us - BRAINS.

And the following's for people like you guys :

"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven."

Luke 6:37

Understand? No? If no then your problem, I not as botaiji as you to go and slowly explain to you alrights. Go figure it out yourselves or something. Still don't understand? Go back kindergarden and study ABC luh. Simple yeah? So I guess this will occupy you for the meanwhile and leave us, 1I-ians in peace for quite some time, I hope. (really)

And, You guys have such wonderful parents and they gave you such wonderful names (I suppose any name is better then unknown) and instead of using your OWN names, you fake someone's else's one? Jealous or what?

Unknown ; Unidentified.

Ya think that name's cool eh? UFO - Unidentified Flying Objects. I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but the fact is - NO. you aren't cool like some UFO, aliens, etc. (I don't even think they're cool in the first place -.-) At least aliens aren't that free to come and humji boji spam people without using their names ; AND, alien's do speak proper english (At least I think their english will definitely be better then yours') Objections? Go bring me an alien, and I'll do one-to-one oral with ya'll. (I sacrifice my time hor! Feel honoured once again)

So back to the point. Your parents give you names you don't want. Then go be imitation. Pathetic or what? Can't be bothered with these kind of people.

Lastly, (I have many things to object, so do give me a call when you're free? 93229488. I'm too tired to type all out, you see) Number One, I am born loud. Or at least I have a loud voice, unlike you. Ohyes, before that, shall I thank you for noticing me? This proves my presence in the class, so thank you. And if you're that jealous of me (my loud voice), spend the time practising speaking loudly, instead of crapping here. There's no need for crapping in real school work actually. Well, actually you do need the art of crapping for literature and history. Eh-hem.

But still, heed my advice, that isn't the way of crapping. Eh-hem.

Number two, I do not think I am pro. I do not think I am awesome ; because I AM awesome like that yo! No one's perfect ; however, God made me the way I am now, so I AM awesome :D

Hence, I do not see the need of any judgements from you, or the need of criticisms. So please, spend your time wisely.

Hello peeps! Yufeng here alrights. This post is specially dedicated to the spammers (You guys better feel honoured, cause it's ME posting) that have been spamming us recently. Wait, no.

It isn't recently. There has been quite a lot of cases already. Am I right? But still, this isn't the main point.

Also, I think they aren't even deserve to be called spammers, don't ya agree?

So before I start off with the pathetic sore losers all named guests or whatever crap, F.Y.I icecreamers, there are actually more than 2 spammers, 3 or more.

To the spammerslosers:
One word - pathetic.

Don't ya'll think you are pathetic? I mean, you can't even do a good job as a spammer.

1. Broken English
2. Lousy Singlish
3. Spelling Errors
4. Humji - Nameless
5. I doubt anyone can fully understand what the heck you are crapping about.
(You aren't suited to use the art of crapping. You'd better heed by advice.)

And please lah, don't spoil the 'good' reputation of 'professional' spammers can? I mean, go practise and whatever shit before you come spamming yeah? You wouldn't want to embarrass yourself, would you eh?

Utterly dissapointed at the standard of spammers these days. (They don't think using their big brains, yeah 1I-ans?) Please lah, make good use of what god gave us when he created us - BRAINS.

And the following's for people like you guys :

"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven."

Luke 6:37

Understand? No? If no then your problem, I not as botaiji as you to go and slowly explain to you alrights. Go figure it out yourselves or something. Still don't understand? Go back kindergarden and study ABC luh. Simple yeah? So I guess this will occupy you for the meanwhile and leave us, 1I-ians in peace for quite some time, I hope. (really)

And, You guys have such wonderful parents and they gave you such wonderful names (I suppose any name is better then unknown) and instead of using your OWN names, you fake someone's else's one? Jealous or what?

Unknown ; Unidentified.

Ya think that name's cool eh? UFO - Unidentified Flying Objects. I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but the fact is - NO. you aren't cool like some UFO, aliens, etc. (I don't even think they're cool in the first place -.-) At least aliens aren't that free to come and humji boji spam people without using their names ; AND, alien's do speak proper english (At least I think their english will definitely be better then yours') Objections? Go bring me an alien, and I'll do one-to-one oral with ya'll. (I sacrifice my time hor! Feel honoured once again)

So back to the point. Your parents give you names you don't want. Then go be imitation. Pathetic or what? Can't be bothered with these kind of people.

Lastly, (I have many things to object, so do give me a call when you're free? 93229488. I'm too tired to type all out, you see) Number One, I am born loud. Or at least I have a loud voice, unlike you. Ohyes, before that, shall I thank you for noticing me? This proves my presence in the class, so thank you. And if you're that jealous of me (my loud voice), spend the time practising speaking loudly, instead of crapping here. There's no need for crapping in real school work actually. Well, actually you do need the art of crapping for literature and history. Eh-hem.

But still, heed my advice, that isn't the way of crapping. Eh-hem.

Number two, I do not think I am pro. I do not think I am awesome ; because I AM awesome like that yo! No one's perfect ; however, God made me the way I am now, so I AM awesome :D

Hence, I do not see the need of any judgements from you, or the need of criticisms. So please, spend your time wisely.